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Monday, May 23, 2011

Reader Question - Dessert ideas for garage top party

I hate recipe planning. Its just so hard to decide!  I'm having a dinner party this weekend.  Any thoughts on a dessert? Not too complex, but delicious and appropriate for eating on the roof of a garage

Garage top dinner parties?! Love it!! What a fabulously fun and quirky summer party idea. Recipe planning is actually tons of fun, I don't understand. This little Muse's favorite thing to do every year is plan my extensive Thanksgiving Menu stored and shared via GoogleDocs. But I guess that's why you are asking for help.

Your party sounds like it is going to be pretty caj so you need a dessert to match. Let's steer clear of cool whip and jello and go with some gourmet options that are easily executed and enjoyed.

















  • Peach Shortcake. Same idea as strawberry shortcake but with peaches for a new little edge. Make a basic sweet biscuit topped with some raw sugar. Cut your peaches, toss in sugar, and allow to sit 30 minutes (for sugar to dissolve and fruit to soften...this is called "maceration"). Cut the biscuit and put the peaches between the halves, top with fresh whipped cream. Couldn't be easier. 
  • Granita topped with homemade whipped cream. StrawberryRhubarb or Honeydew or Espresso. One of these recipes says to put it in a food processor - no no. You are just supposed to put it in a dish an scrape it up with a fork - we're keepin' it simple.
  • Summer fruit galette. Make some pie dough, roll it out into a circle.  Dump 1 lb of your preferred fruit (mixed with  ~ 2 Tbs cornstarch, little lemon zest, 1Tbs lemon juice, pinch of salt, 1/2 cup of sugar) in the middle. Fold the edges up, pleating them so they cover some of the fruit but there is an open spot in the middle. Egg wash, sprinkle with raw sugar, bake at 400 for 30-45 minutes. (photo from Smitten Kitchen)

Monday, April 25, 2011

What to bring to a food swap

So you’ve decided to attend a food swap. Sounds exciting, why not, right? But wait...now comes the hard work of deciding what the heck you are going to bring. Don’t panic if you aren't a culinary wiz...or, maybe you are such a god(dess) in the kitchen you can't narrow all the options down. As promised, here are some musings of things we'd be happy to see at a food swap.

Remember Rule 1: think of making things that last.


Sweet


Granola
Cranberry Nut Granola

Jam
Fig Butter (forget the scones in this recipe, just bring the filling. Yum!)


Scones (remember, we are making things that last so don’t try to trade one scone for a bottle of vodka, cheap-o!)
Bacon and Date Scones (um, yeah, those sound aaamazing!)
Flour Bakery's Currant Scones ...remember that their chef, Joanne Chang is one of the four nominees this year for the James Beard Outstanding Pastry Chef Award.

Homemade Vanilla
Vanilla Extract



Savory

Jerky

Pâté

Soup Mix

Spice Rub

Infused Olive Oil



Condiments/Dips
Hummus
Preserved Lemons
Olive Tapenade
Basil Walnut Pesto (you gotta trust Lidia)



Alcohol

Beer

Infused Alcohol
Bacon Bourbon #nevertoomuchbacon
Jalapeno Tequila
Skittles Vodka (please God, no one should make this...but it had to be seen. cringe.)

Alright kids, that should last you for a while. Get cookin' and get swampin'

Friday, April 22, 2011

Food Swap FAQs


Food Swaps – they are all the rage, people. Do you think you are a cool food-nerd urban professional because you are part of a CSA? Do you think you have pioneer woman type I-make-my-own-butter cred. just because you live on a ranch and grind your own wheat? Let us tell you, you are/have neither until you have participated in a food swap. Farmer’s Markets and Grocery Co-ops are a thing of the past – now we’re food swapin’


“Waaaiiit”, you say, “what is a food swap anyway?”


What is a food swap?
A food swap is a laid-back gathering of people (either friends or total strangers) who get together to exchange their homemade food items. Maybe you are just terrible at making jam, you can benefit from another friend’s canning skills while they get to take home some of your tasty homemade brew. Depending on arrangements made by the organizers, people either bid on items by using tickets or freestyle mingle and exchange.


Is it similar to a potluck?
Nope! Though there may be some hors d’oeuvre-type snackies or samples to munch on while browsing, the event isn't actually a meal. Also, the idea is not to come away with a complete balanced dinner but to get a number of unique items that may not necessarily be eaten together. You might walk away with some mushroom pâté, a tupperware of soup, and some homegrown tomatoes

There is an A-maaazing bakery down the block from my house. Can I bring their delicious strawberry-lavender scones?
Food swap blasphemy! You absolutely need to bring homemade goods....your homemade goods. That means no farmer’s market finds and no store/bakery bought items and no regifting lemon curd your neighbor gave you at Christmas (which is probably bad by now anyway, seriously just throw it out).

I’m not really much of a culinary wiz, should I just sit out?
Definitely not, food swaps are all about free exchange and sharing. You should be able to participate whatever your culinary level is. We encourage you to try to push yourself just a little. Don’t make mixed party nuts by mixing a bag of almonds and a bag of pecans and then taking someone else’s bottle of homemade wine. Play fair. We will be posting some ideas of (easy) things to make if you aren’t sure how or where to “push yourself”.

I have dietary restrictions (vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free, peanut allergy, cilantro aversions, no meat sacrificed to idols...), can I still play?
Absolutely! A good host will ask people to at least consider that many people have these restrictions. You probably will not be able to eat everything that people bring to the food swap, but the glory of the food swap is so many different people with different ideas and culinary gifts come together. There will be an array of things to choose from so you should be able to find a number of things that fit your diet.


What type of thing should I bring to a food swap?
Try to think about bringing things that last. That doesn’t mean they need to be non-perishable but the longer your item lasts (or the more uses someone can get from it) the longer the joy of eating your item will last for that person. Hummus, for example, is usually something you can snack on for several days whereas a cookie will last about 30 seconds. If you are going to do something like cookies, put them in a batch of 10-12. (Again, we will post more ideas and recipes later.)

How expensive of an item should I bring?
This is a tricky question because it will really depend on who else is participating – but you won’t know that until you get there. We’d say try to bring an item in the $5-15 range.

How many items should I bring?
Ask your organizer because this may depend on the number of people participating. Bringing 10-12 items for a mid-sized group is probably a safe bet.

Should I bring samples?
Ooo yummy! Yes yes! People would love to try a little hunk of your homemade bread before they commit.

We hope this little list of FAQ’s has calmed your nerves about going to (or hosting) a food swap. It’s really just a great even all about sharing delicious food with friends and/or strangers. And please, if you’ve got more questions, give your Muses a holler.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Lemon Rolls: they deserve another shoot out


Tart, sweet, creamy, pillowy soft. All words that describe The Kitchn's lemon rolls with cream cheese glaze.


Last year, both the Muses made these for Easter brunch. Upon discussing menus for this year, they realized that they are BOTH making these luscious rolls again. Seriously people, if you didn't try them last year, you need to do it this time. And please don't be turned off if you aren't celebrating the Risen Christ. While they definitely are not appropriate for Passover (quite the contrary) the recipe is worth a try another time when trying to (impress) delight your friends and family.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

"American" Food

The Muses recently got this email from a friend who ran away to South America to be with her Brazilian boyfriend. (aside) What the heck?! Why are all our friends gallivanting to Paris and Brazil while we sit here at our boring science jobs in frigid California and frigider Washington DC? Anyway, on to the email...


So I want to make some "american" food for some of Fabio's friends. It's hard to think of anything besides burgers, mac n cheese, corn bread.. any ideas? They said they like chili... Fabio doesn't think that is a main dish. I try to remind him that I would know. He doesn't seem to agree.

Oh...did we forget to mention her Brazilian boyfriend was named Fabio? Yep. Sweet friend, your life is glamorous.

The “american” food thing is a little tough. While living abroad we’ve found it difficult to explain what that really means...after all America is the melting pot so our cuisine follows suit. Yet, we were able to come up with a number of things that are definitely all-american.













































Chili

yes this is definitely a main dish. Load it up with beef and serve it with a side of cornbread. That’ll fill up anyone.


Apple Pie
Make your own crust. Seriously, it is not that hard. Baking is easy as long as you follow our two simple rules 1) be patient (e.g. Put the crust in the fridge for the allotted amount of time) and 2) follow directions exactly (i.e. Don’t skip steps or ingredients!)



















Really simple. Really classic.

Have fun girl! And after you finish all this cooking, have a few caipirinhas for us!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

I'm going to Easter brunch and I'm bringing...

The Muses decided to make Sticky Lemon Rolls with Lemon Cream Cheese Glaze, by the folks at The Kitchn, for brunches this weekend. These golden goodies are absolutely delectable. A trial run on the East Coast earlier this week rendered full-mouthed groans of delight from colleagues at the office. It's such a beautiful recipe - and the golden hue and light flavor are just perfect for Easter.

Do you have any special breakfasts, brunches, lunches or dinners planned for this weekend? What are you preparing? Do tell!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

"Anything But Old-Fashioned" Housewarming Party

Dear Muses --

I love your blog. It's adorable.

We are under contract for a house. Maybe ya'll could give me some advice about house-warming party ideas? We'll be hosting it ourselves but don't expect gifts. I'd love some cute but not-cheesy ideas.

Love,

New Homeowner in GA


Dear Georgia Gal,

First of all, thanks for the praise. We aim to inspire and are pleased as punch to be helping lovely ladies like yourself!

Secondly, congrats on the new house! We are still in the renting phase...could we live in places more expensive than DC and Silicon Valley?!?! Well, London, but who's keeping tabs, really? Anyway, congrats from the Muses on owning your own place. Maybe some decorating inspiration will be next ... did you see the nursery inspiration...eh? eh?

When you think of a classy party, the first thing that comes to mind is usually wine and cheese. Trust us, we don’t think it gets much better than a glass of Chianti and some Roquefort but this is fairly typical. And typical is something that describes neither you nor us!

Here are the bones of a great Anything But Old-Fashioned housewarming party.

Fruit Cubes from fotobank, Old Fashioned from Epicurious, Red Toile Apron from Anthropologie, Deviled Eggs from The Kitchn, Life of the Tupperware Party from Anne Taintor


Signature Drink: Old-Fashioned

Menu: Highlight Retro Foods. This should be a guide to delicious items. It would be easy to get carried away and make your guests eat your grandma's favorites that would may notx be cocktail party friendly. Take some old-school items and make them with your own savory twist.

Appetizer: Deviled Eggs

Dinner: How about a casserole? We love The Casserole Queens and suggest you get some inspiration from them! Macaroni and cheese, green bean casserole, chicken pot pie - you can't go wrong!

Dessert: Gourmet Jello Mold! (PS - at least one half of the Muse team thinks it's a great idea to SPIKE that Jello Mold)

4 oz lemon juice
7 oz sparkling water
2 oz simple syrup*
3 1/2 (1/4 oz) packets of gelatin powder

40-50 fresh raspberries

Combine the lemon juice and simple syrup in a small saucepan. Add gelatin powder.

Stir over low heat until the gelatin has dissolved and is fully incorporated, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat and mix in sparkling water.

Place a few raspberries in the bottom of ice cube trays, carefully pour the gelatin mixture over the fruit. Refrigerate the ice cube tray until set, preferably overnight.

*To make simple syrup, combine equal parts sugar and water in a saucepan, and stir over medium heat until the sugar is dissolved.

Details: Please grab some Anne Taintor napkins. You can usually find these at any girly boutique house wares store. Or get them here. Other 50's era motifs to consider: cherries, Hawaiian print, checkerboard.

Attire: Suggest your guests wear 50's clothes. Guys in white short-sleeved button-ups with skinny ties, girls in A-Line dresses with pearls. And you better get yourself into a lovely apron!

We hope that we've been able to provide you with some inspiration. Have a blast, and take photos - we can't wait to see!

Love,

Your Muses

P.S. We just saw this on one of our favorite sites, The Kitchn. It's a completely different style and element than what we suggest here, but maybe it's right up your alley. Take a peek!

Friday, January 29, 2010

Ask-a-Muse: Breakfast for the Office

The Muses were recently asked this question:
Dear Muses:

My team at work has a Friday breakfast schedule in which we rotate bringing breakfast for about 15 people on Friday mornings. While everyone likes bagels and donuts, these options get a little boring. What do the Freelance Muses suggest bringing to a Friday work breakfast that is
1. Relatively inexpensive (preferably $20 or less)
2. More exciting than bagels
3. Relatively easy to transport
4. Quick to make the morning of, OR ok to sit overnight (if made on Thursday)

Love,
Stumped in South Carolina

We’re sorry lovely – we can't answer this question. You’ve put far too many restrictions on us.

Just kidding! Who do you think we are, losers? Lazy ladies? Limited lackeys? Think again.
Your question immediately conjures up the idea of a breakfast casserole - which honestly isn’t our favorite. Casseroles, when done well, are warm, gooey, delectable concoctions. But far too often they’re mushy masses that do nothing but gag our texture-sensitive peeps.

Here are our ideas:

A crock pot of oatmeal
Since we just mentioned our texture-sensitive friends, you may immediately write this off as a no-go. But particularly in the winter, who doesn’t love a bowl of hot steamy goodness? Not only that, but this fiber-rich substance staves off hunger for hours and is kind to your waistline (since we all know that even the best of us have allowed the running shoes to hibernate ‘til spring…) The best part is that since you are serving the oatmeal out of a crock pot, it is not allowed to congeal into a solid mass.

Consider bringing a few garnishes along in little Tupperware containers or baggies to suit a variety of taste palettes, and allow folks to serve themselves buffet style. A few ideas:

Honey
Brown sugar
Cinnamon-sugar
Chopped toasted almonds or walnuts
Figs, apricots or craisins
Applesauce
Soy milk

Breakfast pizza
One half of the Muse team could eat pizza until she expanded to the size of the bloated, floating Violet in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Breakfast pizza is a fun brunch item, since it combines a breakfast concept (fruit) with a lunch concept (of course if you want to eat real pizza for breakfast, I’m certainly not going to argue).

We’d like to share with you this favorite recipe courtesy of Food Network’s Giada DeLaurentiis.

The mascarpone cheese and fruit may cost you a little more; perhaps this is more of a special occasion Friday. Like for when you get promoted because of your Friday morning culinary spread.

Granola
Along the same lines as oatmeal – healthy and hearty. But if you have the energy to make it yourself, please, by all means do it! Everyone will appreciate the effort. Perhaps bring along some fresh fruit and yogurt so that your co-workers can make themselves little parfaits. We like this recipe.


Cinnamon Rolls
Let’s diverge from the healthy route for a moment. Who doesn’t love gooey, warm cinnamon rolls that make you want to slap your mama?! Ree Drummond, aka The Pioneer Woman, has a wonderful, easy-to-transport recipe complete with a photo tutorial.

Or you can try this recipe from Fine Cooking which requires no yeast or rising but the buns turn out just as soft and delicious.

Photo thanks to The Kitchn

And if you have a morning when you’re feeling less than ambitious, never underestimate the value of fresh fruit. Everyone (except possibly a freedom hater) loves the cold delight of fresh fruit in the morning, and it is always the perfect accompaniment to muffins or bagels and coffee. Get creative with your presentation and have fun with it - display the fruit in a brightly-colored bowl, use another piece of fruit to garnish it (star fruit is super fun), or arrange on a platter with a few fresh flowers.

We hope to have helped!

Love,
The Freelance Muses

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

ginger walnut biscotti

I readily admit that I am not a great baker (please note: this isn't the san fran pastry chef posting). I’m not even a halfway decent baker. I love to cook and wouldn’t hesitate to throw down against Bobby Flay (try me, white boy). But on Saturday afternoon, with a foot of snow resting on the ground outside and more falling throughout the day, I decided to hunker down in the kitchen with the warm oven as company and crank out some Christmas cookies.

And I discovered something startling yet wonderful: the slow pace of life resulting from being snowed in makes me calm, methodical and patient. And calm, methodical and patient are qualities found in every great baker. Voila! Recipe for success.

Though I made three types of cookies on Saturday, I’m only including this one (for now): Ginger Walnut Biscotti. Biscotti is the perfect accompaniment for warm beverages, and though found year round, I like ginger as a spicy, seasonal delicacy.

Please note: I adapted this recipe from any standard biscotti recipe you might find online (which is what I did years ago, but didn’t think to properly reference and cite the article at that time).

Ginger Walnut Biscotti

3 large eggs
1 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
3/4 cup granulated white sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/3 cup candied ginger, chopped coarsely
1/3 cup chopped walnuts

Preheat the oven to 300° F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.In a small bowl, lightly beat the eggs and extracts together (no need to “whip them into submission”). Set aside.In the bowl of your stand mixer combine the flour, sugar, baking powder and salt. Beat until blended (about 30 seconds). Gradually add the egg mixture and beat until a dough forms, adding ginger about halfway through. Do not overbeat the dough.

With floured hands, divide the dough in half. On a floured surface, roll the dough into two logs. Personally, I prefer shorter biscotti, so I don’t make mine very wide. If you like really long biscotti that will reach all the way to the bottom of your coffee mug, have at it. But that’s how you lose biscotti. Just saying.

Transfer the logs to the prepared baking sheet and bake for 35-40 minutes, or until firm to the touch. Note - logs will spread during baking. Remove from oven and let cool on a wire rack for about 10 minutes.

Transfer logs to a cutting board and using a serrated knife, cut log into slices 1/2 inch thick on the diagonal.
Arrange evenly on the baking sheet (just use the same one).

Bake 10 minutes, turn slices over, and bake another 10 minutes. Remove from oven and let cool.
Store in a Ziploc bag or airtight storage container. Transport them to your office. Arrange on a simple tray and set next to the coffee station. Receive respect and generous accolades from all.

Note: if you would like to give these biscotti away as a gift, make them a little more festive and special by dipping the ends in melted dark or white chocolate.